New Pic for Your Amusement

Here I am with one of the 721 versions of the cover for my short novel, novelette, novella, long short story. Pick one.

It's been sent to the printer and I am waiting with baited breath and no money in my bank account for its return.

Poet

Hi
I was deep into the depths of finishing my book last week and missed, among other things,
the reading on Monday night. How was it?

Share some thoughts on it with me.

I'm still working on my final project for EP. Not going so fast. Either the computer is really slow today or I am .

Which is it?

Awesome

I'm now using Facebook to get entries. But so far Craigslist is the best place for calls for submission. Have some interesting things.

Hope to see some poems, etc. from my followers here!

Baltimore Weather Sucketh

Yes, it doth sucketh most greviously.
It raineth on my headdd--and seepeth into my shoeth.

Must maketh appeal to Lord O'Malley for disaster relief.
Need new shoes.

The Nightmare Continues

Got locked out of my office on Saturday.
Am eating way too many microwave meals -- portable, quick, can eat with one hand while typing with other.
When I get home, the only thing I can do is watch TV and do sudoku puzzles. Fell asleep over a sudoku puzzle on Wednesday.
Cannot do a crossword puzzle. Could not think of four-letter exclamation, starting with F, ending with K
Misplaced remote control Saturday. Panic ensued. Almost called 911. Heck, if they can help get you extra shrimp on your fried rice.....
Listening to music on Jango to help me focus. Have now listened to every song from the 70s and 80s and am halfway through the 90s. Must finish book before I get to Miley Cyrus.
This is it for school, folks. No more. I am done.

Continuing to Finish My Novella.....

I'm chained to a computer trying to layout the text of my graduate thesis, i.e., a novella. You know what a novella is, right? It's a novel for people who get tired of typing after 30,000 words.

Please send coffee, chocolate, and a massage therapist to:

Jane
c/o What-the-F-Was-I-Thinkin'
Yo'all Collage of Literal Artz
1400 North that street that runs one way and is tied up all the time and is way
too narrow for an urban street
The City that Reads at a 2nd Grade Level, OMalleyLand 212011022023801201

Rich, Rich

Hey, folks. I am up to four-plus dollars. At this rate, I will make one hundred dollars sometime in the next six months.
(:->

Poetry with Toppings

I think that I shall never spy
a poem lovely as a Pizza pie

A Pizza whose cheesey top is best
when bitten into with hungry zest.

Against the foil's awesome silver
It makes my cholesterol to quiver

Poems are made by us ordinary Joe's
But Pizza is made by the guys at Viccino's.

O
l.....
Spring?

New Literary Journal

Visit my new blog: Walk Awhile in Our Shoes: http://walkawhileinourshoes.blogspot.com/

Previews of Coming Attractions

The People Who Brought You "Night of the Living Homework" and "Friday the 13th: Is When Your Project IS Due"

Now Bring You --

The Incredible Giant Podcast

Opening Monday, April 6, 2009, right after the Orioles play the Yankees.

Money

Hey, I've "monetized" my blog. So far I've earned 0 dollars and 0 cents. Please someone click on an ad or two. I want to see if it works.

Jane