Dr. Oz Needs Clothes

So I get home a bit early for once, so I can bask in the hot air being propelled by
my Rite-Aid fan... and I'm surfing my 10 digital channels, courtesy of my $35 digital
convertor box...and there's Dr. Oz, one of the many people on the OprahWorld payroll. And he's in scrubs.

Why is he in scrubs? Why.....has he just come from surgery--in which case he should change before possibility spreading germs. Is he on his way to surgery and just thought he should drop by to pick up some germs for his patient? Is he going to perform an egoectomy on Oprah? Is he going to surgically separate Oprah and Gail?

No, he's answering questions from celebrities. Derek Jeter wants to
know why he's having trouble sleeping. (I can help him with that--hey, Derek, you make too much *&^%%ing money, that's why you can't sleep.)

So, what, do the Yankees not have a health plan? Can Derek not go to the team doc and get some drugs?

Hey, Derek, here's a suggestion: Tylenol PM. That will be $150. I'll send you my bill.

Previews of Coming Attractions

The People Who Brought You "Night of the Living Homework" and "Friday the 13th: Is When Your Project IS Due"

Now Bring You --

The Incredible Giant Podcast

Opening Monday, April 6, 2009, right after the Orioles play the Yankees.