Dr. Oz Needs Clothes

So I get home a bit early for once, so I can bask in the hot air being propelled by
my Rite-Aid fan... and I'm surfing my 10 digital channels, courtesy of my $35 digital
convertor box...and there's Dr. Oz, one of the many people on the OprahWorld payroll. And he's in scrubs.

Why is he in scrubs? Why.....has he just come from surgery--in which case he should change before possibility spreading germs. Is he on his way to surgery and just thought he should drop by to pick up some germs for his patient? Is he going to perform an egoectomy on Oprah? Is he going to surgically separate Oprah and Gail?

No, he's answering questions from celebrities. Derek Jeter wants to
know why he's having trouble sleeping. (I can help him with that--hey, Derek, you make too much *&^%%ing money, that's why you can't sleep.)

So, what, do the Yankees not have a health plan? Can Derek not go to the team doc and get some drugs?

Hey, Derek, here's a suggestion: Tylenol PM. That will be $150. I'll send you my bill.

Spare Time

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks.

School's out for the summer....

I am reading a book that no one assigned. The Book Thief. Great book. Watched "28 Days Later."

Looking for work.

Gradual School

No

not really

seems like the years

have flown like bats on amphetamines

like birds who hang out in starbucks

2005 fall

to 2009 spring

Gradual school -- remember The World According to Garp

great book

now i have time to read read read read

Suggestions wanted!!!!

my lit journal http://scribe56.com/WalkAwhileinOurShoes/WalkAwhile_index.html

May 8

The graduating MFA students, including yours truly, are reading on May 8th at the
Student Center at 7pm.

Please try to make it. It should be fun -- and there's food.

My Book Is Here

My book arrived yesterday. It looks so awesomely

Beautiful.

New Pic for Your Amusement

Here I am with one of the 721 versions of the cover for my short novel, novelette, novella, long short story. Pick one.

It's been sent to the printer and I am waiting with baited breath and no money in my bank account for its return.

Poet

Hi
I was deep into the depths of finishing my book last week and missed, among other things,
the reading on Monday night. How was it?

Share some thoughts on it with me.

I'm still working on my final project for EP. Not going so fast. Either the computer is really slow today or I am .

Which is it?